Flour was literally in my eyebrows last Tuesday morning at 6:45 AM. I stood there, staring at a slumped pile of pink-tinted vanilla sponge, wondering if my four-year-old, Leo, would notice if his birthday cake looked more like a flattened grapefruit than a world-famous cartoon pig. It was March 12th, the day of his “Muddy…
Portland mornings usually mean grey skies and a frantic search for the umbrella I definitely left at the soccer field. Last Tuesday, I found myself scrubbing dried pink frosting off my favorite rug while my four-year-old, Maya, practiced her “royal wave” in the background. It made me think about that one Saturday last June. You…
My living room looked like a disco ball exploded in a bowl of Fruit Loops by 10 AM last Saturday. My nephew Leo was turning four, and I had committed—perhaps too deeply—to the “Groovy Four” aesthetic. Austin heat was already creeping up to 88 degrees on March 12, 2025, but that didn’t stop twelve high-energy…
My kitchen floor currently looks like a tractor-trailer did a burnout in it, and honestly, that’s just a Tuesday after hosting eighteen eleven-year-olds for Max’s birthday. We live in suburban Portland where the rain is basically a permanent roommate, so when Max decided he wanted a rustic “Midnight Barn” vibe for his big 1-1 back…
Leo turned eleven last November, and I still have green frosting stains on my kitchen ceiling to prove it. We live in a part of suburban Portland where the rain basically never stops from October to May, so an indoor Minecraft party was the only way to keep twelve rowdy boys from destroying my garden….
Rain lashed against the kitchen window of our house in Beaverton on November 14th, 2025, and I was already three cups of Stumptown coffee deep before 9:00 AM. My oldest son, Leo, was turning eleven, but since half his class has late birthdays, I was preparing for an onslaught of seventeen twelve-year-olds who think they…
Blue frosting stained my white kitchen counters on March 12, 2022, and I didn’t even care. My twins, Leo and Maya, were turning five, and they had insisted on a “Space Winter” theme, which is basically code for every shade of blue and silver imaginable. We live in a small apartment near Devon Avenue in…
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