I am currently sitting at my kitchen table, knee-deep in navy blue tulle and silver star-shaped confetti that I will undoubtedly be vacuuming out of the rug until 2029. My youngest, Toby, is finally napping after a three-hour standoff over a piece of cheese, and my older two are, for once, not fighting. This is…
My daughter Emma turns 8 today — March 20th — which means every year her birthday party doubles as an unofficial welcome-spring party for the neighborhood. We lean into it hard now. We didn’t at first. The first time I tried to plan a “real” spring party, I went down the Pinterest rabbit hole and…
My daughter’s birthday is April 3rd. Which means every year since she turned one, I’ve had to figure out how to do a birthday party that doesn’t accidentally turn into just… Easter. I’ve been doing this for six years now. Some years were disasters (the Peeps centerpiece that melted in 2022 is still a family…
Last month I hosted a joint birthday for my 5-year-old and her cousin who just turned 8. Cute idea on paper. Chaos in real life. We had 19 kids, two different age groups, and exactly one thing they all agreed on: they wanted to decorate their own hats. That accident turned into the best party…
A few weeks ago, I was helping my neighbor plan her son’s first birthday. She had balloons, cupcakes, a tiny smash cake, and exactly zero plan for hats. I thought, no big deal, we’ll grab some cute cone hats and move on. Nope. We tested three packs in one evening. One smelled like glue. One…
Last month I hosted my son’s 6th birthday in our living room on a rainy Saturday… and I promised myself I wouldn’t blow the budget “just this once.” I’ve done that before. You start with “a few balloons,” then suddenly you’re checking out with a $47 personalized backdrop that will live in a closet forever….
My son turned 8 in January and he had one very specific request: a glow party. Not a neon party. Not a blacklight party. A glow-in-the-dark party where “everything glows.” I said yes without fully thinking through what “everything” meant. Turns out, it meant the hats too. Here is the problem nobody tells you about…
Last October I threw a jungle safari party for my daughter Lily’s 5th birthday. She’s obsessed with lions — not princesses, not unicorns, lions — so I figured a jungle theme was the obvious move. I bought 18 party hats (because there were 18 kids on the guest list, plus a few extras just in…
Last spring I planned a princess party for my daughter’s sixth birthday on a real budget — I had told myself I would keep it under fifty dollars. I did not quite make it. I hit fifty-three. But honestly, it was close enough and the party looked way better than I expected. Here is what…
A classroom birthday party for a kid who loves tractors taught me a lot about farm-themed party hats. Here is what works, what to skip, and how to set up a hat decorating station that keeps 22 kids busy.
